funny proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. See how the kids did. Can you complete the proverbs correctly? ;) (I will post the complete proverbs here at the beginning of November)

Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.

It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of... termites.

Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

No news is... impossible.

You can't teach an old dog new... math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

Love all, trust... me.

An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's... pollution.

Happy the bride who... gets all the presents!

A penny saved is... not much.

Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.

Don't put off tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose. 
 

[grade = a school class with students of the same age; a first grader = a child in the first grade]
[punch = to hit with a fist; fist = a closed hand]
[underestimate = not to understand or realize how big, good, intelligent, powerful etc. somebody or something is]
[stink = to smell badly]
[idle = not working or not used]
[bride = a woman on her wedding day, a women who is getting married]
[put off = to postpone, to decide that an event will happen later than was originally planned]

(proverbs selected from www.jokeindex.com)