A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. See how the kids did. Can you complete the proverbs correctly? ;) (I will post the complete proverbs here at the beginning of...

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." (Tom Bodett)  

A child came home from his first day at school. His Mother asked: 'Well, what did you learn today?' The kid replied: 'Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.' *********************************************************************************************************** Early one morning, a...